more than a few times in my 7th grade speech class a really crazy hot 8th grader would lift up his shirt to reveal his abs and guess what im still terrible at public speaking only there are never anymore abs to gaze at and be directed by
me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
do y’all have a “honey, you’ve got a big storm coming” gif? it’s urgent